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Hillarious Singapore Jokes!

2009-10-15T22:59:00.000-07:00

Hahahahhaha! I found this from http://www.morethanfun.com/, so funny mahn! But some I very blur la. So SINGLISH these jokes! It helps if you're a hokkien by the way...

The List of Singapore Jokes (Joke 01 to 10)
Joke 1 Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien meaning Ah Cheng buys bread)

The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were indignant and kicked up a big fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.

Finally, after many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs were actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.

Joke 2
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey of a building and wanted to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G.

As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and really had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G.

When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wow, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

Joke 3 Singlish version of Little Led Liding Hoot
Once upon a time hor, got one girl called Little Led Liding Hoot. She want to go to Ah Mah's house. Morning she alleady go out one, she got take one basket to put flower. She doh wan to walk long-long so go take shot cut.

Wah!!! She dono got one animal follow her leh! She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah house.

"Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door lah!" she talk. Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one."

Little Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside the door......
Oh, solly solly......open the door and go inside the house, she see her Ah Mah on top of the bed.

She go ask Ah Mah. "Ah Mah, how come your eye so vely big one hah?"
"So I can see you maahhhhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.

"Ah Mah, how come your year vely long one hah?"
"So vely easy to hear you laah!!!!"

"Ah Mah, how come......."
"Aiyaa!!!! SO many question one ah you......never die before is it?"

"Soly lah Ah Mah, I dono mah that's why I ask".
"What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you, I not Ah Mah, I animal one you know......."

Wah! Little Led Liding Hoot vely scared alleady, she scleam vely loud but late alleady, the animal alleady eat her. She now inside stomach alleady.

Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the house. He want to save Little Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the animal stomach and take out everything, but he too late, Little Led Liding Hoot become shit alleady......

Joke 4
WHAT DO U CALL......
A SMALL SINGH - SINGLET
A SINGH WHO ENTERTAINS - AMUSING
A SINGH MALE MODEL - POSING
A SINGH JOHN TRAVOLTA - DANCING
A SINGH WHO IS A DRUNK - YUM-SENG
A SINGH WHO IS A GANSTER - SUM-SENG
A SINGH WHO WALKS ON A TIGHT ROPE - BALANCING
A SINGH WHO IS LOST - MISSING
A SINGH WHO LIKES TO SING AT CAMPFIRES - SING-A-LONG
A SINGH WHO IS NOISY - BEE-SING
AN ANGRY SINGH AT A ROAD JUNCTION - CROSSING
A SINGH WHO LIKES HERBS - GIN-SINGH
A SINGH WHO IS IN A TOLIET - PISSING
A SINGH WHO IS HAPPY - REJOICING
A SINGH BASKETBALL PLAYER - BOUNCING
A SINGH PHARMACIST - DISPENSING
A STUBBORN SINGH - REFUSING
A FASTIDIOUS SINGH - FUSSING
A SINGH WHO CELEBRATES MOTHERS' DAY - AMAJIT SINGH
A SINGH WHO IS COMING TOMORROW - MARJIT SINGH
THE STUDY OF SINGHS - BAI-YEE-OLOGY
THE STUDY OF SMALL SINGHS - MICRO BAI-YEE-OLOGY
THE SINGHS' FAVOURITE SINGER - BARRY MANILOW (because he wrote the song that made the whole world SINGH)
A LADY SINGH POSING IN PLAYBOY'S CENTREFOLD - BOR CHENG KAUR A PRONOGRAPHIC LADY SINGH - HARD KAUR
A SINGH WHO LIVES HALFWAY BETWEEN SINGAPORE AND KUANTAN - MERSING
A TWO WHEELER TRANSPORTATION FOR A SINGH - BAI-YEE CYCLE
A SINGH WHO GOES SWIMMING EVERY MORNING - KULDIP SINGH (Cool Dip)
THE LAST SINGH ON EARTH - JASWANT SINGH (Just One)
SINGH WHOSE MOTHER WAS IN LABOUR FOR 3 DAYS or THE SINGH WHO COMES TO VISIT YOU EVERY 3 DAYS - SANJIT SINGH (3 day SINGH - in hokkien)

Joke 5
There is this miss universe contest.....and the 3 finalists are miss american, miss australia, and miss singapore.
Now....the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists..

the 1st question is: "name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter l..."

miss american is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:"..lamp...".
the judges say good....

miss australia replies:"......light bulb...."
the judges say good.....

now miss singapore is not too sure......she finally says:".....ladio...."
then the judges say:"....sorry, radio doesn't start with letter l....."

Now the 2nd question is:".....name me an animal starting with the letter l"

miss american says confidently:"....lion...."
the judges say good

.....and miss australia says:"......leopard....."
the judges say good....

and now miss singapore isn't too sure again....
she says:"...labbit..."
the judges say:"...sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter l.....and if you get the next question wrong, I'm afraid you are out of the contest...."

Now, the 3rd and last question......:"name me a fruit starting with the letter l....."

miss american says:"....lime...."
the judges say well done.....

miss australia says:.....lemon...."
the judges say well done....

Now miss singapore knows the answer for once.....she is very confident that she would make it to the next round......
she says:".........LIEW LIAN..........."

Joke 6
Q: Why has the Indian Football Team never won the World Cup?
A: Because every time they get a corner, they set up a "mama" stall.

Joke 7
Application for SIA Girl Interviewer: Name me 3 cars starting with the letter "L".

Applicant 1: "LANCER"
Interviewer: Good, next

Applicant 1: um.... "LEXUS"
Interviewer: Good, last one

Applicant 1, thinking for a while, says "LOLLS LOYCE"

Interviewer: Name me 3 fruits starting with the letter "A".
Applicant 2: "APPLE"
Interviewer: Good, next

Applicant 2: um.... "APRICOT"
Interviewer: Good, last one
Applicant 2, thinking for a while, says "ANG MOR TAN"

Interviewer: Name me a watch starting with the letter "L". Applicant 3: "LOLEX!"

Joke 8
-----"This storlie vely Sin-ga-polean flavoured.
-----Dun give up with the pronounciation half-way-thru,
-----the best part always comes toward the last lah!
-----find out what this word means 'garmen'.;-)"

Last time, got tree leetle pics. Dey all blarders but not marry yet, so cannot get hedg-de-be flat, so must built deir own house.

De fers blarder, a bit switch-off and like to relac, so he only wan to built simple-simple house, so he go and built one with stlaw. But den hor, when de house finis alledy, his blarders laugh at him and say, "Wapiang, stlaw house how can live? So ao one - got no standard!"

De secan blarder, hor, tink hard hard and den wan to built a more good house, so he take many, many wood and built a wooden house. He go take many piece of wood but his two blarders laugh at him and say "Walau, so kayu one - wood where can tahan de wind? Wind come and all drop alledy!"

De terd blarder like to be aiksi-borak one, so he wan to built his house make come out of blick one. When de house finis alledy, his blarders all come and see and den dey say, "Wah, your house so nice one, you got blick you early early donch say - so ngiaow one!"
De terd blarder say back, "Use your blain, use your blain! You where can be crever like me?"

De tree blarders live happy-happy after that, but den got one day, de biig ba woof come and karchau de fers blarder. De woof say, "Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!"

De leetle pic very tee-kee one, so donch open de door. So de woof open his mouf big big and brow de stlaw house down. De fers blarder den run away fast fast to his secan blarder house.

When at de secan blarder house, hor, de woof also come and say, "Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!"

De secan blarder auso donch open de door, so de woof open his mouf big big and brow de kayu house down. De two blarders den run away fast fast to deir terd blarder house.

Now auso hor, at de terd blarder house, de woof again come and say, "Leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch open ah, I will brow your house down!"
De terd blarder say back, "You tink you so crever you can brow my blick house down meh? You wan to brow you brow lor!"

So de woof open his mouf big big and he brow and brow but he cannot brow down. He brow and brow and den, he pengsan! De brave leetle pics go out and see de woof is die or not. Dey all carry de woof in, tinking dat de woof die alledy.

Suddenry, de woof jum up and huntam de fers and secan blarders. De terd blarder stand one side - diam, diam ony.

You see ah, de terd blarder was a glassloot leader and dat's how he got de blicks. De woof know dis and say to de terd blarder if he donch hap him to catch his two udder blarders, de woof go and leport him to de garmen. So wat to do? Bo-bian what! So togeder de terd leetle pic and de woof sit down to share-share eat suckling pics in de terd blarder's upgladed house.

Joke 9
In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Building (HDB), most people have already gotten used to Pay And Pay (PAP), not only pay, you Pay Until Broke (PUB).

If that is not enough, somebody still Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) from you.

What can you do if you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE).

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) which make some people Purposely Owe Some Banks (POSB) and living on Loan Techniques Always (LTA).

When you are sick, you might be able to use the Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund if you happen to be admitted to the Money Operating Hospital (MOH) on time.

If you are in sure bad luck, you may meet doctor who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you and that would make you to Sure Give up Hope (SGH).

When that happens, Call Home (CH), you deserve a better place to recuperate.

To help to ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

If that don't help, the Lousy Tax Accounting (LTA), can always Every time Raise Price (ERP) on the road.

If you don't own a car, you can always go for the Mad Rush to Train (MRT) and get squashed Side By Side (SBS).

Joke 10
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigous "Lee & Lee Law Firm" company.

During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, "Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife."

And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife.

Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!"

So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.

Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......'when Santa Singh interupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.'

Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, "What is your new name then?" On this, Santa Singh replied 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Li)

The List of Singapore Jokes (Joke 11 to 20)

Joke 11 -----The Ultimate test for your Hokkien!!!!
Singalella why become rich Koo char ooo chee-ay char bor kio Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sister all damn kuai lan, so she quite chiar lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah leh.

Every day must cook lah, clean lah, simeek sai mah pao kah liao lor. If her sister say liak kar chuak she liak. If her marder say chiak kow sai she must chiak kow sai y'knor? Tak jit cho kah tau heen. CPF oso cannot smell.

But then ah, the kay piak eh ah pek got one son call Ah Ming got party so he say,"oeh, long chong keah." Singalella very happy because she never go party one but then ah her marder say, "You where can, this one only your sister got standard."

Then Singalella must cho sui for her sister and marder, tap pai how. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an chua boh kee yio?". So Singalella say, "I wan, but they say cannot, so boh pian." She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, go lah, I give you money."

So Singalella pang sai, brush teef and chang chui, after that look very different, quickly change and run to opposite, already 11 o clock leh.

At the party Ah Ming also quite tired because the char bor all not happening. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing. Just when Ah Ming told himself,"aiyah see pay chiar lat" Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. "Wah lau eh, see pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai."

Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee cho fliend!". Singalella say OK but Ah Ming was like octopus, forever touch here and there.

But then just it was 12 o clock and one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok y'knor, eearrr chee pak ban, so she pay back the kay piak eh lau kay poh and then kah kee cho seng leek. Simeek kuan eh seng leek wah mana eh chai.

GAUGE YOUR COMMAND OF HOKKIEN...
1.Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly - Hokkien a-sai

2.Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly - chiar lat

3.Don't understand story and/or catch no ball - leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien

4.Don't understand rating - kee see lah, wah mana eh chai leow.

Joke 12 Li Bai's Poem

The Chinese version
Chuan chien ming ye kuan
ti sia yi sang xuan
chi toa wang ming ye
ti toa sze ku xian

The full-blown version (in refined English)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
and lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

--Li Bai

And here's the Singlish version #1
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think is Floor White White
Lift Head see Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home....

-- Li Ah Beng

Singlish version #2
Bedfront see moon moon
think is one snow snow
lift head see moon-moon
head down think home-home

Li Bai (II)

Bedfront Orrr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai (go shit)
Look up in the sky
Poem is a waste of time

Latest Reservist Army version

Bedfront Lauuuuu Bark Sai (Tears drop)
Think Think have to go Excercise (Reservist mobilization)
Drop dead look into the sky (Run until no breathe)
Tong Call Sia Lang Chai (My heartache nobody knows)

-- Li Pang Sai Joke

13 Observations of Singaporeans
-----Aren't Singporeans typically good at verbal shorthand?
-----Just look at the way we condense our sentences......

WHEN RETURNING A PAGE.....
INSTEAD OF "Hello, this is Joe, did anyone page for me?
SINGAPOREANS simply call up and demand "hello, who page?!"

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE.....
INSTEAD OF "I really don't recall you giving me the money."
SINGAPOREANS simply spread their hands and say "Where got?"

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
INSTEAD OF "I'd prefer not to do that if you don't mind.."
SINGAPOREANS simply frown and say "Doe waaan" (don't want)

WHEN DECIDING ON A PLAN OF ACTION....
INSTEAD OF "What do you propose we do now that the movies are sold out?" SINGAPOREANS simply look blur and say "So how?"

WHEN ENTERTAINING.....
INSTEAD OF "Please make yourselves at home."
SINGAPOREANS simply steer people towards the food and say "Mai keh ki leh."

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION.....
INSTEAD OF "Excuse me, but would it be possible for me to take this chair?"
SINGAPOREANS simply point at the chair and say "Can or not?!"

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY....
INSTEAD OF "Hey, put your wallet away, the drinks's on me."
SINGAPOREANS simply give a frowned smile and say "Nonid..." (no need)

WHEN SOMEONE IS IN YOUR WAY....
INSTEAD OF "Excuse me, I'd like to get by, would you please move a little aside?" SINGAPOREANS simply look down and say "SKIUS!!"

also see Joke 41

Joke 14 Corporate Hokkien BUZZ WORDS
The will to lead - ngeh ngeh lai
Pendulum - see suah lai/luan chu lai
Partial inclusion - ai jip buay jip
Self-esteem - lin pay/lin lau hia
Reductionism - kiew kah liau
Expansionism - ju lai ju tua
Problem-centred - kow pay kow boo
Neutralisation - chap siow
Dedicated - pah see buay chow
Single cause thinking - kia tit lor
Part-whole dilemma - cho larng chin kang kor

MANAGEMENT STYLE
Deserter - chiak chua
Missionary - kay po
Autocrat - see pay kwai lan
Compromiser - kia su / si mi mah eh sai
Bureaucrat - see pay ngeau
Developer - mm chai see
Benevolent autocrat - kwai lan
Executive - pao kah liao

VALUES

Theoretical - kay kiang
Economic - tan chiak
Political - hai see larng
Social - hia
Religious - pak buay see
Aesthetic - chee ko

Joke 15 AH BENGS, AH LIANS AND JAW-GA-FEE (GEOGRAPHY)
-----Yo Dudes
-----Enjoy learning geographical terms according to the
-----kings and queens of obiang-ness and the epitome of
-----irony (the Ah Bengs and Ah Lians lah)...
-----and you tot you had enuff from the Sunday Times...
-----KIT! (i.e. Keep In Touch)
-----P.S. For those of you who dun geddit, it's time to
-----oil your brains and check out your Geog text!

1. WAVE-CUT PLATFORMS:
A streamlined, raised shoe, re-hauled from the 70s and currently seen on the feet of Far-East-lians.
"Ooei, Annie, have you seen my new WAVE-CUT PLATFORMS? Cool, right?"

2. BLOWHOLE:
A swear word, pre-requisite to the word "BLOODY".
May be subtituted with "POTHOLE".
"You blah-dy BLOWHOLE! Bwei hiaow bai ah!"

3. ROCK BAND:
A rock band, found in sedimentary rock.
"The Smashing Pumpkins are the grooviest ROCK BAND in the world!"

4. GORGES:
A term to describe someone/something who is stunningly beautiful.
"That guy is GORGES!!" -----*hahaha*...What a moroness!

5. GEO:
Derived from a Hokkien term.
Used to describe a pretty girl who has style and attitude.
Used in conjunction with the word, "BU".
"Waaah...That ger is a GEO BU man!"

6. SPIT:
An ejaculation of saliva.
Past tense, "SPAT." "Ptooi!"
Ah Beng SPAT out his "chuing gam".

7. BEACH:
A derogatory term used to describe a disliked female.
-----*hahaha*
"That Bee Lian is such a bradee BEACH, maan."

8. CORAL:
To bicker.
-----double Beng Said an Ah Lian to another, "That ger tiao me, want to CORAL is it?"
Can also be used in conjunction with "REEF".
-----super Beng Said an Ah Lian to another,
"That ger tiao me, want to CORAL REEF me ah?"

9. TOMBOLO:
The next day.
"The Geogafee exam TOMBOLO, is it?"

10. GROYNE:
A part of the male anatomy.
Eg. As a bid to increase the scenic beauty of the coast, the authorities erected a few GROYNE along it.

11. DAM:
A swearword to express disgust/dismay.
"DAM it, lah. I call her go Zouk but she dun wan."

12. PLATEAU (mispronounced as platoo):
An adornment on the skin, used since ancient tribal times to show machismo and courage among males.
"Ooei, Cheef, you got PLATEAU or not? Let me see lehh ..."

13. VALLEY:
Extremely. "That Versachee bwelt, VALLEY nais ah!"

14. RAPIDS:
Cute furry animals with long ears.
Ah Lian, upon entering pet store: "AY!!!! See the RAPID so kewte!!"

15. THERMOMETER:
To meet her the next day.
"Angela say THERMOMETER at Taka, six o'crock."

16. LATITUDE:
Demeanour and disposition.
"Wah biang! She really got LATITUDE plobrem, man!"

17. CIRRUS:
Are you absolutely certain?
After being told that his Chief was expelled from school, Ah Beng asked disbelievingly, "CIRRUS or not?? Dun bruff lah!"

18. CANOPY:
Impossible.
-----*haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
"He bought new handphone, ah? CANOPY! Last week just bought one leh!"

19. RIDGE:
To describe wealth.
"You so RIDGE can buy Roccobahrocco ah?"
-----...and you tot they had no inkling of geographical terms! -----*hiaks* (read: sarcasm)

Joke 16 EVERYONE IS READY TO PAY (ST 4/4/98)
FINALLY, Electronic Road Pricing (ERP) started this week after months of preparation and publicity. Not surprisingly, Singaporeans have had a field day calling it all sorts of names.

One irate Newsline caller says ERP stands for Everyday Rob People, while a taxi-driver adds that the system is an electronic crocodile.

Yet another motorist reckons ERP means Extra Revenue Programme, under which motorists suffer from Everlasting Rude Pricing.

Despite all that -- hold your breath -- Everyone is Ready to Pay!

And in radio deejay Joe Augustin's stand-up comedy act this week, he wondered at the Land Transport Authority's assurance that the In-vehicle Unit (IU) can withstand crashes of more than 120 kmh.

Most motorists, he said, would probably not survive the crash: "You're dead, but your IU still goes on." Some comfort!

E-rror found
R-ectify it
P-roblem fixed

E-at first
R-elax a while
P-ay later

E-xtremely
R-eprehensible
P-ricing

E-very
R-esident
P-ays

E-xtremely
R-ecommended
P-ricing

E-xpressway
R-obbery
P-ermit

How does a motorist burp when he's passing through the gantry? Errrrp! Errrrp! Errrrp!

Joke 17 The Ah Beng Medical Dictionary
ANTIBODY: against everyone
ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
COMA: a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL: friendly
CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
D & C: where Washington is
DILATE: to live longer
ENEMA: not a friend
ER: the things on your head that you hear with
FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
GENES: blue denim slacks
HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
PROTEIN: in favor of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
RHEUMATIC: amorous
SECRETION: hiding anything
TABLET: a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
TIBIA: country in North Africa
TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
TUMOR: an extra pair
URINE: opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE: very close
VEIN: conceited

Joke 18 The Haze Will Go On" (Love Theme from "The Asthmatic")

Every night in my dreams
I smell you, I see you
That is how I know you go on

Far across the islands,
The longkangs, the oil spills
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe I must lock up my door
Once more I close my window
But then still you're in my house
And my flu goes on and on...

They can tell us one time
And two times one lifetime
That it'll never come back at all

Truth was when I walked out
And turned on the radio
All these times I've been a moron

Near, far, wherever you are
Visits to the clinic more and more
Once more, try to stay indoors
And don't exert yourself Just sleep and eat forever-more...

(Flute interval, followed by orchestral climax)

You're here, there's nothing I Fear!
Now I know I'll stop jogging in the morn'
We'll stay, forever this way
And I'll stay with my belly
My flu still go on and on....

Fat Wong Joke

Joke 19
How the name "Singapore" came about
When Raffles sailed up the Singapore River for the first time, a Malay lady was bathing in the river.
Having left her clothes on the river bank.
A Singh came by and stole her clothes.
The upset lady started shouting after him, "Singh kaypoh, Singh kaypoh!"

Joke 20
Singaporean Titanic On board the SS Star cruise...
One eventful nite, Jack Wong(JW) was sleeping on deck as he forgot to bring the keys.
He was awoken by heavy thumping scurrying across the ship deck "thump thump thump..."

JW, "Wat the @#0 was that??"
Just as he stood up, a black "plump" figure wiff across him and brought with it a horrible sweat-filled stench.
JW, "Wah piang! wat the @#0ing smell man?"

As what a typical kaypo Singaporean would do, JW hurried up to see what the hell was happening. The plump figure was crying by the railings...

JW asked, "Why you clying?"

PLUMP gal, "Why you asked?"

W, "Ermmm, wan to know why lor? Wats yur lame (name) huh?"

PLUMP gal, "Lose Tan" (Rose actually but due to the heavy Singaporean slang, she couldn't pronounce it correctly) she continued, "Yur lame leh ?"

JW (proudly), "Jack Wong. Eeveryone calls me Jacky. Wat u wan to do here?"

Rose, "I failed my 'O' levels. I dun wan to live anymore."

JW, "Cheh! I failed 3 times already ah! Eh, u swur u wanna jump ah? The water down there damn cold one leh."

Rose, "Zhun boh?" JW, "More zhun than "Beh Peow" leh. Dun believe jump lah."

JW moved closer... Rose, "Dun come any closer. I jump ah!"

JW, "U jump I jump lor."

But Lose didn't have the guts to do so.

And therefore a soon to be romance blossomed among the 2.

Lose Tan and Jack Wong. Stay tuned for the next exciting sequel of SS Star cruise!

my website

2009-08-28T23:18:00.000-07:00

YAY! XD
My website's done!
After editing n editing n editing and yet again another round of endless editing, I FINALLY finished! BWAHAHAHAHHA!
akh-hem.
Hooray!!!
Hooray hooray hooray!
It is:

www.onlygirls.web.officelive.com

So happy!

PLS VIEW ORH~

*n stay n always visit if possible! xD

ARIGATOU KOSAIMASTA!

Memories

2009-08-18T07:37:00.000-07:00

I was thinking what to bring for show and tell.
basically, i want: memorable, unique, real.
and i had a terribly hard time deciding.
not bcos i hav 2 much.
but so little i thought i didnt have much to remember...

but i was wrong.

my precious memories can be seen...
through pictures and videos.

i viewed through my 566 slide powerpoint agan.
and felt a tingle in my nose...

And i felt the long-lost passion.
The passion for it.
So I will not forget.
Thank you.

so i juz wanna say...
u r my precious memories, u made them and u will stay in them.

Thank you, everyone, for being there :)

1 thing 2 say

2009-08-16T05:58:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAN PEI!
Happy Birthday to you~
You in the zoo~
You look like a monkey~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~!
XD LAVS U!
WISH U VERY VERY VERY HAPPY BDAY~

EXAMS R OVER! XD

2009-08-15T06:49:00.001-07:00

so, i promised joyce i'd blog, so here i am.
a few days ago, i wan 2 blog, but den, i promised my self not 2 use da laptop(unless special circumstances) so 2day i can finally use! xD
right...lemme go thru wad had happened recently...

Number 1...
EXAMS R OVER! XD
WOOTS! yesh, yesh i noe every1 had already said it but u see, still very shuang 2 say. xD
so...
WOOTS! HALLILLUYAH! YEAH! OVER LIAO!
dno did k o not la.
my commerce sure siap le dat i noe.
o ya.
few more things abt it.
my eng n science marks.
i got quite a few "i hate u"-s, "dam* u"-s, "*threatening voice*Derby..." and of course, da classic: murdering looks from everywhere.
ok, ill just let it out straight n forward.
IS IT MY BAD 2 HAV THOSE GRADES!?
IS IT?!
IS IT?!
forgive me for my choice of volume.
especially *u-noe-who-u-r*.
whoever think dis *u-noe-who-u-r* is u, u noe who u r.
i dun like 2 b "enemy-fied", n y am i da only 1 who is facing these threats? T.T

anyways.

Number 2...
ORALS R OVER! XD
WOOTS!
THEY'RE ALL OVER! XD
ah yesh.
Malay:
i stunk.
tcher helped me 2 say a lot...T.T...
Chinese:
Not bad i guess
English:
So long! but it went nicely
so...ITS OVER! WOOTS!

and now...

Number 3...
DEBATE IS OVER! XD
YAHOO~!
So cool man!
1st time debate like dat, in front of so many ppl...scary la...
BUT SO COOL!
met many ppl.
u noe arh, Ang Chong Kae is SO qiang!
SO SO SO qiang, pro la.
n oso, glad all my preparations not wasted :)
XD I LUV DEBATE!
NEX YEAR MUST HAV! XD
although we lost, it still rawks! xD
tcher say we 虽败犹荣, which means like: Although you lost, you are glorious.
XD HAPPY LARH! XD
after the competition, tcher belanjar us go 2 shabu shabu eat steamboat!
n u noe larh...urm...bcos i oways....um......urm.......late......so, i get special priviledge lo...
special priviledge: i get 1 choose 1 n eat it by myself
ADVANTAGES:
i choose everything n ask no 1 4 opinion, descision making is fast :)
i dont need 2 share wif any1
i can eat a lot.
DISADVANTAGES:
i hav 2 eat everything MYSELF
not dat no 1 help me, but u see...i hav 2 eat most of it...myself.
(btw, i chose tom yam! xD So yummy! xD i likey spicy :))
SO KAHSIAN ARH!
like i kena 虐待, n u noe wad they say?
"这是适当的体罚!" *note: our debate title is 体罚比爱的教育更有效*
walao a!
not shi dang larh~T.T
lolz lucky gt ppl help me xD
they gt take da scallop~da 1 in wen mee d blog
da red 1 taste kinda wierd actually...
o wells, anyways, SO FULL!
but din feel very full mayb cos i use abt 1hr30min+ 2 eat, heheh...
i remember o, da last 1 is egg
me n teresa keep on bidding our farewells 2 it xD
very happy la that day *oso same as oral finish day*
ate many many xD
And so...
THANK U 关老师! THANK U 张老师!
For both belanjar-ing n oso teaching me many many xD
hope can debate agan la...so fun! xD

And finally...

Number 3...
WEBSITE COMPETITION! XD
NICE MAHN!
school hav cppt 2 see who will created best website
plan 2 enter, but den not sure if ok la...
i finding difficulties in deciding da name, much less say doing anything else!
o wells, cud any1 help me out here? :)

well, its late now, i go off lorh~ byes
gud night, slip tight, dun let da bed bugs bite~

2009-08-08T06:20:00.000-07:00

Ugh! i hate her!!!!!
AGH!
treat me like stupid agan!
u noe a, history test, gt 1 q:
What is Kempeitai?
a)Japanese Police
b)Japanese sumtin sumtin
c)Japanese Military
d)None of the above.

according 2 me, i choose d.
but den bcos my sis told me when she test...
M:me H:her

H:Eh, Kempetai is japanese police right?
M:No, it's not.
H:Yes, it is!
M:No!
H:Yes!

and so i blif her.
n den?
ANS IS D
=======*fume*
but after sum time (few hours), i 4giv her.

now, 2day i wan 2 use laptop.
cos 2ml i knt use.

i juz woken up.
i eat.
i go down n find her using.
M:jie, i wan use.
*she halfway watchin movie dat i wan watch oso(new epi)*
H:eh u dun watch 1st la cos very funny n u havnt watch da front
so i dun watch lo.
M:bh i wan do fb
H:later i giv u, i wan finish movie.
M:k lo, wat time?
H:10...*see wrong* eh, no, 20 mins
M:ok bh, i go 1st.

den i read newsppr lo.

*20 mins*
8:45pm

i go bak 2 see her.

M: jie when u finish u bring up giv me la, i go brush my teeth.
H:bh

den i go up...brush my teeth...

*not yet here*

M:o wells, i read buk 1st lo
*reads oledi read recently buk*

9:00

==
*call her*
*she close*

*continue read*

*finish buk*

9:10

*very annoyed*
starts msg n miss call-ing her repeatedly.

9:18
*she cums up*

M:i was waiting 4 u 4 half an hour!
H:i said i wud b long.

*MAD*

CAN U BELIEVE HER!
UGH!

i cant bliv we're related.

sadly, dats da undoubted truth.

ERGH!

ppl pls state if war was 2 explode, on whose side will u b on?

An idiot

2009-07-25T21:25:00.000-07:00

I hate xxx
I can't believe it!

Epilogue:(i think)
I asked her 2 lock da laptop.
2 help me stop myself from playin games.
unless i nid it 4 education.
Yesterday she's been using the laptop for a long long time.
until at night, abt 7:30pm, she lets me use.

Just Now:
i wake up.
i feel like using the laptop.
i find her using it.
d:me m:her

D:i want to use it.
M:later.

knowing her 'later' can b hours later from past experience, i ask.

D:when.
M:when i finish.

yet she tries 2 not say much, so she can keep on using "i havnt finish using! i want 2 finish watching my movie!" which cud take hours n hours.

D:when.(obviously getting unhappy)
M:15 mins

so she finally falls.
but not realy.

D:fine.

after i walk a few steps.

M:at least.

dat's her. anoder excuse, wonderful.
so 得寸进尺

D:(bigger voice) fifteen minutes. then i leave da room 2 wash up.

*but den i return n tell her 12:12(fifteen mins later) in case she wants 2 耍赖, cos i aint stupid, not anymore*

NOTE: in da part sumwher i ask her who's day was it yesterday cos da 7th sentence of da blog.
she said cos i asked her 2 lock it
i said but i nid it now 2 finish my hmk, *which i will, later after i finish dis*
n oso told her 2 remove da password

u might b askin: eh y u command ur sis like dat
my ans: if i go all:
D:jie~ can i use? (in goody goody voice)
dis is all true, all 4rm experience

NOTE:we seperate our time by:
today my day, 2ml ur day.
we had: on even days, my day, on odd days, ur day.
i meant like: 1st JAN is urs, 2nd JAN is mine.
but she tricked me by: monday is her's, tuesday is mine.
i kept feeling der's sumtin wierd but i din investigate cos i dun rly nid 2 use it every oder day.
after i found out da truth, i felt i was so stupid.
so i demolished dat n used 2day my day, 2ml ur day.

These happen on her days:
EXAMPLE 1:
M:i have a schedule to keep.(in annoying voice)
n ends up giving me HOURS later

EXAMPLE 2:
M:abt 10 mins.
D:okay
*sits there wasting my time waiting for 15-20 mins cos i noe she will say wait wait wait if i leave*
M:there
*sits there watching me and keeps on nagging me 2 give it back every 3 minutes, literally*
M:faster! faster!
*this only applies if i wanna use it 2 check FB stuffs 4 abt 10 mins oni*

EXAMPLE 3:
M:later
D:when?(in GGV)
M:abt 4 o clock.
*dat time is abt 2:30*
D:ok.
*i felt like sleepin but afraid i wake at 6pm when she'll retrieve it, i stay awake.*
*wasting my time watching tv*
*fine, i dun mind as long as she gives it 2 me for 1 o mayb 2 hours*
*four o clock*
*woo hoo!*
D:jie~ its 4 o clock
M:wait i havnt finish
D:(hesitates) okay...
*half hour later*
D:jie i wan 2 use.
M:no i wan 2 use until 6, im abt 2 finish my movie
*rages*
D:(voice slightly bigger) but u said u'll let me use at 4!
M: i can change my mind, cant i?
*big fight, yada, yada, yada*
i got it at da end bcos i was getting fired up.
oh, god has some justice.

EXAMPLE 4:
*at night time*
D:jie can i use?(in GGV)
M:after i finish my movie.
D:ok, when?
M:abt...12(am)
D:wat?! no! i nid 2 use it for my project/hmk
M:fine, 8/9/10.
*ends up giving me 15/30/60mins later*

EXAMPLE 5:
i rly dun feel like rememberin dis, so ill jus explain.
i cum home 4rm school
i wan 2 finish my i dno how much projects
i ask her nicely
she says later
she watchin movie
i watch wid her
i get impatient after 2 hrs
n ask agan
she says wait
i wait
1 hr later
i get mad
she givs
its abt 8/9pm oledi.
dis continues for i dno how many days.
at least 3, at most 7.
once i lost myself.
im mad, angry n ready 2...
cry
n i did.
father cums, settles, its still 8/9pm
i continue, i cant stop.
i onlined, i chatted while crying, i cant even remember wad happened
ethan helped me.
thank u ethan.
n i destroyed my body cos i STILL hav 2 stay till 2/3am

EXAMPLE 6:
*trying 2 b gud 2 offer her goodies*
D:i giv u my whole day exchange wid u now, cos i nid 2 finish my chinese project.(oh no, no more GGV)
*讨价还价*
M:fine later 10pm i giv u.
*i hav learnt nt 2 b stupid*
D:what?
D: u mean i change my 24 hours for ur 2 hours? no way!
*fine, minus school n sleepin, still alotta time*
D: i can just take it from u directly, if i wan 2
*which is true since im using it for my studies, n she's using it for movies*
*so if u ppl r not stupid, u'll get me*
*im not saying in a threatening way, im saying in normal way*
*she gives 2 me 1 hour later*

NOTE:
in these situations, if my mum gt asked inside 2 b da 'judge', she'll say:
"i wasnt here when it happened, i knt make descisions"
n guess wat?
everytime dat happens, im da 1 being bullied.
n she gets away wid it.
honestly, sometimes i rly duno how lucky she is.
whenever she decides 2 b mean, my parents decide 2 leave it 2 us.
n i being weaker physhically, loses.
whenever i decide 2 b mean...
its da exact opposite.

So 4rm these, example, u can noe, if im da goodie side, i will hav no chance.
but if im firm, she falls.
now ppls u get me?
if u cant, u can just bid my blog bye bye.
see da little red X at da corner?
yea, juz a tiny click n sayonara.

NOTE:
i rly cant get ppl!
i mean, if i b rly gud n ask politely, i get ignored!
REPEATEDLY.
after days n days n days.
but when my volcano erupts,
they stop.
Y MUST U PPL DO DIS?
不见棺材不流泪izzit?!
y do ppl must b like dis?
dun u get dat im hurt?!
no matter for wat, ppl take my patience for granted.
i feel so stupid.
like an idiot being ignored.

NOW BACK 2 DA STORY B4 I CRY MY LUNGS OUT.
right.
excuse me for my choice of voice level.
back 2 da story:

i get back from washing,
she still got 5 mins, i do stuff.
D: i moving 2 xin jie's house.
M:gud. dun take da laptop wid u.
D:no, we're gonna exhange at school everyday.
D:by the way, i forgot 2 tell u. If one of us forgot 2 take it to school, the other can go to da oders haus n take it.
almost time
M: i wan 2 mins cos dis keep dc-ing.
D:fine. use it 2 change da password.(which i noe obviously she has not)
12:15...
D:12:15 already.
*she keeps on duin her stuff. SLOWLY*
5 mins later...
D:u've used up 4, no 5 minutes already!
*continues duin slowly*
D:Have u changed the password?(big voive)
M:no, bcos i noe, if i change da password, u will take it from me.
mental screaming:*EXCUSE ME?!*
D:no, i wont! now change it!
*slowly duin*
*argues a little abt da exchange thing*
M:u gotta ask mom for dat.
D:i already did n she said ok.
M:im gonna go ask her.
*finishes*
*closes her stuff*
D:hey! change the password!
M: 你这个自私的家伙。
*leavin*
*excuse me?*
D:是谁自私啊!?

later...
i heard her tokin 2 mom.
my mom said she din noe wad we're argueing abt.
she cums up
D:where's mom?
M:she's cumin. dont worry.
D:im worried abt u.

my mum cums up.
she explained.
my sis goes downstairs
M:你拿la,我要看你怎样拿!
*did she just fall off da turnip truck? is she suffering from amnesmia?! dont she noe she's locked da laptop? how am i gonna take it!?*
*oh, wait. oh, yea! she does noe.*
PLEASE, TELL ME WHO'S BEING SELFISH!
if now ur still on her side, pls, press da big red button. pls. PLEASE!

n my mum toks wid me.
unfriendly ish
me rage up.
we argue louder n louder.
i giv up
D:你骂la, 你骂la,反正我无奈了。
i rly am.

i rly am an idiot.
my feelings taken for granted.
n thats da last line.
im leavin.

first trial

2009-07-22T06:16:00.000-07:00

FROM 2DAY ON, UNTIL I FINISH MY 2009 FIRST TRIAL EXAM, I WILL try my best NOT VISIT ANY BLOGS, including mine.

haiz.
o wells we must face da truth at sum point.
so, ciao ppls.
*dramatic music*
*dramatically* UNTIL WE MEET AGAN!
lolz.
bb

"Father"

2009-07-18T02:01:00.000-07:00

seriously, have u guys ever had family fueds?
bcos i hav.
i feel like "divorcing" my 'father'
no, cut the " ", i want 2 divorce my 'father'.
i dun understand him
“跟你们生活很辛苦”
到底是谁辛苦？

y does he LOVE to b angry?
(yea, i cant say i dun get angry easily, but wad do they say? o yesh, like father like daughter)
dont he noe its breaking our heart?
dont he hav a mature thinking of a 45 year old man?!
but my heart is frozen by now.
a few times, i tried enforcing justice, but after a few times, when my mum said my "fader" said he's not happy wid me, i almost completely stopped talking to him.
let's see...wat's dat motto agan? o yes, if u hav nothing gud 2 say, say nothing.
so i shut d * up.

let me show u one example...
scene:in car, wid “” is my "fader", italics is my thoughts, english is narative
“跟你们讲话要吐血啊！”
我们听了比较想吐
“跟你们讲话当耳边风”
难道要全当真恨死你吗？
“浪费我的etc, etc, etc”
dis is a repeated thing, so i giv da examples: 口水、力气
嫌浪费就别说啊
“我不要讲了啊，跟你们讲等于没有！”
太好了
but u see, adults dun oways tell da truth
“跟一个石头讲话他可能还会明白！跟人讲话？*哼*”
see wad i mean?
好啊，那你叫个石头跳个舞看看？人听了明白，但不稀罕跳给你看
“真的是浪费！我不要讲liao！我不要讲liao。”
但是，你就是这么好心，不舍得不告诉我们两万遍
n den, he continues with more o less the same thing
WONDERFUL ISN'T IT?
dis is juz exactly wad happened less than half an hour ago
lemme show u wad else there was
“你们啊，不买东西好像就会死掉这样！”
if not? 不然？难道你要一辈子不买东西，不喝，不吃或吃喝别人的？那你就一辈子不用买 lo！
and there will b a point wher my mum cant take it and reply him
and the result? him "speaking"(more like 泼妇骂街) more.
and guess wad? wad my mum said is correct! (hey, i was there wid my own eyes n ears workin perfectly, so u cant i im takin sides)
the last 1 talking: my "fader"
in a convo, his "speaking" percentage will b:90% and us:10%
if dis is a debate, wid dat percentage, we will OBVIOUSLY lose. agree? agree.
BUT. since wad his is "speaking" about is NONSENSE and only “强词夺理”, his marks is: 0.
surprise surprise. not.
me will b thinkin :对这种强词夺理的人说，也是枉然
in da whole abt 20min ride, i spoke not more den 2 words.
1:妈。
very meaningfully
(which basically means wad i thought, or if u wud prefer, shut *p)
and 1 min later(after "fader" was hapi 碎碎念-ing), the car was in dead silence until he did it agan.
2:*哼*
i dun remember y, but it is obvious i disdain wad he juz said.

lemme tell u da story exactly WAD wud cause my "fader" 2 say things like dat.
u prob wont bliv me, but wad i say, is true.

scene: 1 hour ago, in a car, outside da mall...
eh im juz so lazy 2 record every single thing, so lemme summarize:
"F":i dun hav my mask
M: need meh, no nid la
"F": r u kidding? must!
D:*disdain* huh! scardy cat
D: *puts on mask by own will*
M: aiyo, no nid la
D: *complains* urged M 2 put on.
*M puts on*
"F": i cant find my mask, i wont go down. miscall me n i will fetch u at front door.
M: ok.
*M n D gets down car*

ah, yes, so u get da story. "F"my "fader", M my mum n D, me.
mum plan 2 do sum *business*, n buy sum milk products, i plan 2 go check out movies.
so my mum takes a number first n i go straight 2 movies.
after a while me n my mum meet n we go buy da milk product.
soon later...M leaves 2 see cos number prob near.
not long, "F" sends msg 2 me saying he's at bank, dun see M
D gathers all strength 2 lift milk all da way der.
"F" unhappily scolding.
after finish business, "family" leaves.
on da way, while crossing roads 2 da car, "F" kept scoldin n pointing at us, IN DA PUBLIC.
embarrassing much.

den in da car, he kept scolding us saying we luv 2 shop n will die if we cant shop for 1 day, as if we hav 2 much $, dat his legs are so sore(uh, yeah, like standin 4 less den 10mins will make u sore. how abt da time when u lock me n sis outside while its raining IN PITCH BLACK DARKNESS? oh, NO, we felt EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE in da pouring rain, n, NO, we're not standing, we're in a MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE position! kneeling!*smiles* o how abt da time u made me raise books double my weight for accidently tearing a tiny corner of ur buddhist buk? OH NO, i was SO COMFORTABLE! and! YEAH! ur buks r MUCH more valuable than me, i UNDERSTAND! i mean, im ONLY ur daughter! HOW can i EVER compare 2 ONE TINY TORN CORNER? U WERE SO KIND TO US AND U WERE TREMENDOUSLY THINKING FOR ONLY AND ONLY OUR WELL-BEING!)
now, normally, if i write dis kind of stuff, it wud drive me 2 tears, but as i said, my feelings r frozen 2wards him. nah, i still feel fa twigne in my nose.
oopz, carried away.
can u bliv me?
i wont b surprised if u say no.
cos if it didnt happen 2 me, i wudnt bliv it myself.

now wher were we? oh yes.
as if we had 2 much $ 2 spend.
more than u.
n now dat ive tot abt it, actually, i dun mind if ur not financially strong, but we're not sepnding your $, so wad r u worrired abt? worried dat we wont hav enuff 2 feed u? bsides, look at our room! we hav millions, billions, gazillions of things in it!
n bsides ur stuff, i bet there's not even up to 1 thousand dat u gave us.
and if it was, they're all claimed bak bcos u take $ from mum.
yes, mum takes $ from u, but u take double o even triple of wad she took.

also, when my mum got there. her num was 1234 and da number they were servin 1228! excuse me?!
if mum wasnt there, u gotta wait. if mum was there, YA STILL GOTTA WAIT!
HELO MUCH?!
n u're complainin mum for nt being der n wad if she misses da number?!
da point is, she didnt miss it! sheesh! 4 cryin out loud, WAD R U COMPLAININ ABT?!

now, i dun mean 2 criticise u, i must say, arnt u 一家之主???
shudnt u b handling our health, our education, our shelter, our food?!
den y r u not?
actually, i DO mean 2 criticise u.

remember wad i said abt me buyin milk n struggling 2 take it der?
upon seeing me taking da milk(in plastic), he didnt budge, much less offer me help.
i dun nid it actually(fine i do), but him, as a man, a gentle man, no, cross dat out. a man, a "fader", shud he not offer 2 help?
but no, scoldin mum is much MUCH more important.

And after we got home, there were LOADS of things to carry.
I, as a 13 year old KID, helped mum at least a little (can u blame me?).
HIM, as a 45 year old MAN, left my mum alone.

now, 2 other abstracts.

1)my mum getting into da van
him not caring n starts engine.
van door opened
MY MUM'S LIFE IS AT RISK!
SHE CUD HAV DIED!
DA PRESSURE CUD HAVE HURLED HER OUTSIDE OR KNOCK HER BRAIN INTO SMITHERINES!
and him? scoldin my mum for not noeing how 2 close da door.
without hearing, i cud noe
“连关门都不会！HAIZ!”
BUT HE?
WHO IS DA 1 LEAVING ALL DA DOORS OPEN N SPOILIN DA AC?!
HUH?! WHO!? WHO?!

2)i just came bak 4rm china. mum hapi 2 see me. i left for 2 weeks. n "DADDYKINS"?! "huh! ill tell u wad 2 not blif, ur sister lost a mobile!" WAD'S NOT 2 BLIV?! I NOE ITS WRONG! I NOE SHE SHUDNT HAV! BUT EVERY1 HAV FAULTS DONT THEY?! N U, OF ALL PPL, DARE 2 TALK ABT OTHERS WHEN U DUN HAV A SINGLE CLUE OF WAD U DID?!
WHY?!
Y CANT HE B HAPPY FOR ME?!?!?!?
WHY?!
why...*holdin bak tears*

there was once, wher he left for abt 3 weeks.
dat period of time, i felt so free. so...happy.

he failed as a man, as a husband, and as a father.

family means:
F-ather
A-nd
M-other
I
L-ove
Y-ou
but i cant find my family

new style xD

2009-07-12T01:35:00.000-07:00

xD i cut my hair!
agan!
twice in a month's time!
and! erm...thrice in a year!
xD
i wonder wad got into me
seriously
n i feel so happy
but i feel so wierd
well my head's gotten lighter widout all dat hair! xD
but i hope it looks okay.
anyways pls vote! xD
also
i've had so many WIERD dreams!!!!!
n a lot including *sumone*
still i wont say who, obviously
still its wierd i wud dream da *sum1*
n i've gt 2 abt da *s1*
both diff story n setting
but both IN SCHOL
IN CLASS
or wad looked like our class.
n its scary
im starting 2 question myself
it gets so scary
da 1st dream, i was so freaked out i wrote a composition abt it.
i feel so...soo.....WIERD!
i even finished my composition 1 day b4 it was suppposed 2 b finished.
freeaky.
when ppl ask me abt it, i said: finished it so early!
n i think im...well...changing.
it suddenly occured 2 me
I DUN WAN 2!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*screams n pulls hair mentally*
im trying 2 understand myself, recently
by askin frens wad they think of me
but personally, i think wad matters is wad i think abt me, not wad my frens
(of cos still important)
so, i still cant understand myself
after countless quizes like da 1 wher u do ur personality, i dun get me
i did 1: how much do u noe urself
n i gt 50-60
but i need assurance
well, juz 2 words: no confidence
shud i enter a confidence building class? xD
i rather do karate
seriously
i wan 2
but my dad doesnt approve
once agan
HAIZ
o wells
im thinkin of posting abt my dream
but ppl will definitely say im mad 2 dream sumtin laik dat
cos its so...so...DISGUSTING
no, dats not da right word, more like...BAD! EMBARASSING!
AGH I JUZ CANT FIND DA RIGHT WORDS!
I JUZ NOE, I AM ASHAMED OF IT!
ppl might nt b, but i am.
wierd arnt i?
o wells i take pride in being wierd
so pls vote
2 noe or nt 2 noe?
i mean
my hair, nice o no?
n
my dream, post o no?
juz take vote oni, will still think abt postin it

dikir barat~

2009-06-09T00:34:00.000-07:00

aaaaaaaaaah
2day so tired
hhahahaha
long time no update man!
2day orh, our time table is lai dis:
1.air con
2.air con
3.sweat
4.sweat
5.sweat
6.sweat
7.sweat
8.sweat
9.sweat
10.sweat
11.sweat
12.sweat
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarh
we dikir barat la
2st 2 periods are art, in air con room, the next, ALL SWEAT. unless we were resting of course
so siao u noe.
when we finish, i was tired so i sat on da floor, n ask xj help me up.
sekali, she dragged me thru da floor! on my back! walao.
diu lian arh!
den, MY oso cum, continue drag me lagi!
n i was struggling 2 get up
n when i got up, they say : 'eh, fast ho?"
walao
den they say xj take hand n MY take leg
i dno wad they tokin abt, so when they ask me 2 lay down agan, i lay lorh
DEN THEY LIFT ME UP INTO THIN AIR
i screamed. eww.
den i got off, i ran into backstage
MY chased me n xj wai at oder side, i noe dat, but wad cud i do? i trapped wah!
when xj caught me, i screamed. agan. double eww.
den they both dragged me out, n i was pulling them.
correction: TRYING 2 pull them
den o, xj say wan pull me DOWN stage, i struggled more!
n u noe wad? THC was standing ther, arm crossed, lookin at us, smiling(i think, cos i cant rly c dat well when im tryin 2 get out of da clutches of 2 superwomans).
wad? watch movie orh?!
den i tried 2 kick him, but sadly, failed
can u imagine, while both my hands occupied, i managed 2 lift my leg in attemp of K.O.ing him in da face?
den they say : 'get ready, 1 2 3!'
i knew wad was cuming next, they pulled extra hard!
n i fell.
how stpd of me
aaaaaaaa, no fair.
n u noe waaaaaaaad?
da day b4 yesterday, i think, yea, monday.
cos me n xj hair stlye same, we play wif our hair, wif statue of liberties n stuff
den i did 1 like 2 small pigtails n turned around n said : '小孩子!'
n TOWZY muttered : '你不用放就很像了'
i 'ate him
i atchoo!
stewpeed
den o, xj said '说的也对!'
walao erh!
no fair.
so dat y i put da post, hahahaha, remember 2 rate orh~
bb~

LOL

2009-04-30T06:22:00.000-07:00

hhahahhaahhaa
LOLZ
2day, we went 4 AMBUYAT
i was lookin quite forward 2 it.
until i actually SAW IT *shudders*
well, it's like glue, basically, tho i din taste it.
Si ying was forced, hahhahaa, kahsian, kahsian.

ANYWAYS
thats NOT da point!

da point is,
EVERY1 DRUNK AFTER EATING DAT!
every1 自high, lolz

yen turned so VIOLENT when she went bak, 2 class, no offense.

and Pei Pei was like dancing and laughing so hard all da way bak 2 class
saying ballerina all da time.
her face was so RED
n she mo fang-ed t.merlin!
AHAHAHHAA!
dat was hilarious!
so alike man!
but purchases tcher pronounce as "pur-kaa-ses"
lolz
overall, it was great.

jck n szeharlaigne oso rocked as teachers,
LOLZ

hahahhahahaha
SO FUNI MAN!
2 bad i din hav my camera!
dmyh!

but, everything happens for the good, so, oh wells

still had a great time ;)

btw, we're having our play cptt tml, quite nervous.
hope we do our best! YEA!
lolz

wish us gud luck!

ciaos, pplz

I'm so sorry friends

2009-04-23T04:35:00.000-07:00

I'm so sorry, friends...
These days, I'm so tense
i get angry with minuscule things
i can hardly contain my anger...
wordplay's supposed to be fun,
but i'm taking it too hard, giving my teammates a hard time
but can u blame me?
ive gt tons of hmk undone,
i asked for a practice of HALF AN HOUR and problems after problems occur.
one even told me with A HUGE SMILE saying 'dno' when she's da ONLY 1 widout any practice wat-so-ever.
she has tuition, i understand, but 2day, i asked for HALF AN HOUR which EVERY1 agreed 2 come days ago even her which is very rare and da competition is 2ml.
i am very stressed, she noes dat, i told her i hav no time for it and asked repeatedly 'can u come' and she said DONO juz bcos i din bring her pendrive which contained her hmks which i will send later on, WITH A HUGE SMILE.
2ml's da competition, for pete's sake!
im stressed n u play wid my mind?!?!?!?!
will u b angry if u were me!?

After dat, things were settled and we went bak 2 class from da activity rum.
WITH ONI LESS DEN 10MIN LEFT.
ok, dats fine as long as everys here n ready 2 play.
BUT I FOUND DEM ALL GONE! GONE!
hardly 1 o 2!
n dey're busy wid things.
fine, i will hold my temper, as long as we'll get a tiny bit practice.
BUT IN DA END WE CUD NOT GET EVEN 5 MINS OF PRIVACY!
IS DAT 2 MUCH 2 ASK 4!? IS DAT?! IS DAT?!
n in da end da result is...
DENG DENG DENG DENG!
ZILCH PRATICE WITH A VERY EXTREMELY ACTIVE VOLCANO
my volcano was soo close 2 erupting...sooooooo close
i felt like screaming at da top of my lungs.
thank god 2mls da cptt, or i will demolish everything in sight
well, no 1 better provoke me in any way, they will risk their ears exploding into smitherines, as well as they're faces.

OMG

2009-04-08T05:56:00.000-07:00

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
OMG.
mew so far type wrong 4 times nia.
guess how many OMG der ar n win a prize!-a slap in the face!
i am bad mooded.
i juz did sumtin...
n i wont tell...
WAKAKAKAKAKAKA.
wadever.
u shall noe sooooooooooon.
ciaos.

P.S.dis is a wierd post

case of paralyze-ness

2009-03-05T03:07:00.000-08:00

dis is getting out of hand.
WORST STUFFS HAPPENED 2 ME 2DAY
well, der's plenty things like da laz post but 2day is more serious.
1)i FORGOT my little bag n left it at skewl n WITH sumtin worth a LOT of mooney n my uncle had 2 drive bak 2 da skewl when we were half way home. lucky eet was steeel der. i felt so guilty n so bad

2)when i was in da car, i put my specs in my little bag n 4gt. when i went home, i still havnt realised, after sum time, i wanted 2 use da laptop cos i felt so sad abt da incident juz now so i needed my glasses n i searched 4 it 4 10 MIN! i told my mum n she said 'did u drop it when u went out of da car 2 take ur bag?' i was quite positive i dint but who noes, i blur liao. so i search summore, after sum time i omost gave up when i started lookin in my bags i said "Y DO I KEEP DOING THINGS WRONG 2DAY!!!!! UGH!!!!!" den i found it, but b4 dat i heard my mum said 'we went n took sumthing dat costs 'x' n now we mightt hav lost sumtin dat costs twice of x. lucky i found it.

3)n did u read no.2? i bet u did, if nt u wont b readin dis. So, I AM STARTING 2 USE MATH IN EVERYTHING I SAY!!!!! NOOOOO!!! IM TRANSFORMING INTO A MATH FREAK

u noe, i think i noe da major causes in my paralyze-ness.
1)my trip 2 china. I HATE IT. yes, i truly do.more den half of da parts as ppl were SCOLDING me non-stop 4 little things. U NOE WHO U R FULLSTOP i like da gud parts though it is 1/10 oni(see? math agan!)

2)my huge fever. dat was da time i completely LOST IT. dat was da time i started colin ppl 'qin ai de' n 'ko ai de' n i goofed like WAD when it was da geo project time. ask da pplz, i was laughing like SIAO

3)SINGING. DA MAIN CULPRIT!!!! I WAS SO DEPRESSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
btw, *nudge* *nudge* i did not cry, 4 pplz who saw me lying der, i was juz lying der moaning 'i am so sad i am so sad i am so sad' i was pretty sad though, u can tell by wad happened 2 me. thanks 4 caring though. u noe who u ar as well fullstop

4)n laz but not least, MATH OLYMPIAD!!!!!!!!!! u can tell by ol my math stuff like fraction n x in dis post. i strained my brain 2 much. at least 2day we're hru wid eet

5)so now, dat fifth criminal will b.....HMKS N TESTS!!!!!!!!!!
UGH
i am getting so stressed
hope i can recover in da holidays, wish me gud luck

btw, a few random stuffs
1)I MET CHIN XIN YING AT MS 2DAY (cptt der)
n i din see LIM xin ying. no fair.
i saw tay wei siong n shelby as well n oso sum1 in wu shu
da math was SOOOO HARD
no, it was difficult. lolz

2)my mum said i looked like sum kind of japanese g*o*t with u noe da triangle thinghy on da head (da ones dat oways appear in doraemon) whenever she goes 2 da klaz n find me. do i reali??? plz comment o leave a msg in da chat box o vote

3)i think i shud go 2 sum desert island n relax 4 at least 1 week 2 REVIVE. agree pplz? plz C, LAM, o V

4)i chatin, blogin, eating a huge bar of chocie n gonna watch a movie. i need dat when i feeel sad. now i feel better.

n i gotta go now~
ciaoz pplz~

Stressed

2009-03-04T04:08:00.000-08:00

OMG I WAS SO EMBARASSED I FELT LIKE SUICIDING
UGH
...
佩佩我对不起你！I AM SOH SORY!
my singing was so terrible my memory fell 2 bits,

let me share wad i did...

1)after da cptt, i asked my mum, "ma, wad day is 2day?" "今天星期几？"(monday)

2)my sis said 'christine' and i heard 'elzie'

3)i kept asking my sis wad actvties im gonna hav in da week n she remembered i DONT

4)i cant tell LEFT from RIGHT

5)i cant SPEAK english properly, meaning i can barely speak proper english (y am i repeatin?)

6)i cant figure out how to type only in numbers in my phone

7)i asked my sis how 2 say "friday" in bm (jumaat)

8)i asked ruf n reg how 2 spell "tired"

9)i asked suk chin how 2 right "没有".
She was so worried, she asked me "你会写'这样'吗？" lolz

10)i kept repeating da same things to people without realising it

11)i wrote a simple english sentences wrong! (aaa)

12)i wanted to write 'floor' but instead i wrote 'door'

13)i typed right instead of write in 8)

14)i lost my math skills n im competing 2ml!

15)wherever i go, watever song i hear, unless very clear n i noe dat song is playing, i will hear it like da song i sang! eets scary!

16)i found at least 7 spelling n grammatic errors in dis post n u will probably find more

17)i hav neva editted my posts for dis many times dat da blog said sumtin abt "plz press da bak button so u dun waste time" cos i editted so much mayb i dno cos eet was in bm n i oledi blur liao

18)I FORGOT SOME OF WANG ZI'S FACTS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pretty sad huh?
now ill go do my NEVA ENDING hmk
u noe, i hav 15 hmk 2 do 2day,i do eet until da dark,
by da end of next day, i will still hav 15 2 do!!!
SO STRESSED MAN! N TESTS ARE STARTIN SOON!
btw i ran 10 rounds n walked 1.5 rounds a tiny bit bigger den da padang 4 2 days n now my whole body hurts, my legs, my hand, my arms, my bak INCLUDING MY BRAIN
no, ESPEACIALLY MY BRAIN
n now im relaxing myself
n i gotta go soon o else ill b slipin rly late 2nite
right abt......now
ciaoz, pplz
gud night, slip tight, dun let da bed bugs bite XD

Zara Larsson & Connie Talbot

2009-03-01T03:45:00.000-08:00

OMG I JUZ HEARD ZARA LARSSON N CONNIE TALBOT N I JUZ LUV DEM!!!!!
They both hav amazing voices dat are even better than sum of the huge pop stars!
Yet they are still so young n cute!!!!!
N they sung both seriously diffcult high note songs
Zara-10 yrs old My heart will go on
Connie-7 yrs old I will always love you
RIGHT?!??!
posted their songs at bottom of page
remember 2 take a look if u hav time!
i luv them!!!!!
zara n connie 4var!

Spring cleaning!

2009-02-24T07:21:00.000-08:00

Izzit spring?
Well, anyways, i cleared away sum of da blogs which i tot r nt gd enuff 2 stay
2 hav eet short, i cleared away sum posts
i saved oni da gud stuffs
well, mostly
n mayb im gonna update it
mayb
o well, after reg asked me abt it, might as well lo, oso very messy wad.
haiz, now a lot 2 do l
FEBRUARY NIA!
i hav AT LEAST 30 UNDONE STUFFS!
i cnt bliv it!
actually i can
anyways, frenz n familiez, i meesh u a lot but i seriously hav no time
let me hav a few examples:
1)SC ECA
2)CHI ECA
3)dance ECA
4)photography ECA (but i dno time, t dn tell)
5)speech
6)olympiad
7)sing *akhem* (ugh)
8)TEST REVISIONS
yesh
those ar my examples
gt lot lagi, oni i want 2 slip soon
yesh, indeed torterous
so very sory lo
but col me if gt gathering
may nt cum la, but will try d
I NEED REST
O I WEEEEL DAAAAAAAAAAAI!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.E. was killing 2day btw.
n i finished loads of hmk.
nt bad la
bh, muz slip l
byess
MAYB will update. mayb nt
i weeel try
k bh byes, my eyes rly very very heavy
SAYONARA EBELI1!
gud night, slip tight, dun let da bed bugs bite!

2008-12-14T04:24:00.000-08:00

m3oW~

2day, i totally woke up on da wrong side of da bed!

seriously

i fell down while trying 2 get up from my bed

well, at least nth eesh damaged

these few days,

*suddenly break in 2 song-Mr.Lonely*

lonely...i am so lonely...

my sis go china liao~

my mum go kuching liao~

*sob*

so lonely~

o wells, at least i hav da laptop, computer, beds, n practically everything 2 myself

but i am so lonely~

n now i sleep earlier =10pm++

BUT DEN I CANT GO 2 SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!

i'll lay on my bed, toss n turn 4 hours, lookin bak n forth in da dark gloomy scary room, forcing myself not 2 scream my head off in case i wake up my father who weeel probably haul me up n throw me out 4rm da window.

************SCREAMMMMMMMMMMM***********

ARGH!

I CANT SLEEP!!!!!

any1 hav cure 2 dat?

失眠arh......

haiz

2008-12-11T01:30:00.000-08:00

...
HAIZ....
picture eesh 9MB+...
so knot upload...
*sob*
HAIZ...
o wells, 2 bad

i feel emo

2008-12-08T08:04:00.001-08:00

i feel emo...
so i weeel say sumtin very emo...
eet eesh now 12:05am...
he forgot...
he forgot...
now bcos i am feeling overly emo,
i hav 2 say sumtin not emo so i wont burst into tears
THANK YOU TO EVERY1 WHO WISHED ME HAPI BDAY!!!
god, im listening 2 王子-对不起
n eet eesh so emo
eets making me wanna cry, so sad, lolz

now i weeel tabulate list of ppl who wished me hb, according 2 time
1.My mum(am)THANK YOU, MAMA!!!

2.思莹(am)谢谢!THANK YOU!

3.Chin Xin Ying-she CAME 2 my hauz on monday n gave me a bday present. THANK YOU

4.Vanessa-3Q, Vanie, u steel remember!xD N U SPENT 4 DAYS DRAWING A PRESENT 4 ME!
(will post next time, now bat low)

5.Boon Keat-thanks, suprised u remember, lolz =D

6.James-thanks!

7.Wen Mee-3Q!

8.Chew Yun-lolzlolz, THANK YOU!

9.OLIVER-3Q, othough i remided u, lolz ( he wished me hapi bday a week b4, lolz, but dun
count)

10.Hui Ying-lolz, very laz min de orh~lolz, steel, thanks!

THANK YOU, PPLZ ABOVE!!!!!!!!!
if u got left out, tell me, i put in special edition ;)

wad u think?

2008-11-30T02:36:00.000-08:00

o ya, i 4gt 2 ask, how'd u pplz of F1A like my little persent?
plz comment~

eef gt any problem here's wher 2 contact me:
evil_derby.s_lair@hotmail.com

plz tell me who u r eef u do add me

F1A!!!

2008-11-30T02:13:00.000-08:00

F1A!!!!!!!!!
Miss eu!!!!
Veli wierd ho?
Every year arh, after da last day of each year skewl,
every1 will b saying"yay! FINALLY HOLIDAY!!! WOOTS~"
but dis year class of f1a students r saying "miss F1A..."
lolz
miss skewl larh~~~
u noe, dis year eesh SOOOOOOOOOOO busy!!!!!!!!!
in fact, half my year not in class,
but practically whole year in skewl
lolz
u noe, laz year i was saying"der's eva gonna b a year as gud as dis one!"
now i noe im wrong!
DIS YEAR EESH DA BEST!!!!! BEST! BEST! BEST!
i learned a lot in dis year n i blended wif every1!!
so happy!
but dis skewl year end liao....*sob*
u noe da days when we oways say "i dun wan go 2 skewl....so lazy........"
but eef next year as interesting as dis, i wont say dat ever agan!!!
hopefully
i try larh
who noe i dun hav my project o homework???
lolz
but every year i try even more 2 b a gud student,
homework on time, more fren, help teacher, do project....
oni 1 thing i cant seem 2 improve...........
sleeping early.
u noe, i try liao ba!!!!
pls o frens, tell me 2 sleep early o....
juz dun wan da day 2 end so fast u noe, lolz
haiz haiz haiz

next year i plan 2 enter all comp
lolz
scream, pplz, scream
den i whole year no need 2 eat n sleep
dis year oso marh~lolz

next year no yet start skewl oledi hav activity, dikir barat
yays!
*dance around room in joy*
very happy warh~
hopefully every1 same class lagi...
...
but i heard sum ppl will go 2 oder skewl?!?!?!?!
DON WAN!!!!!
EVEN ODER CLASS OSO DUN WAN!!!
I DON WAN! DON WAN! DON WAN! DON WAN!
EVEN EESH BOY OSO DUN WAN!!!
I WAN 2009'S F2A 2 B 2008'S F1A!!!!!!
>.<

ya, i noe i sound like a 3-year-old but i dun care
u noe, ppls of F1A, u can ask 2 b in chung hwa agan.
if u ask, plead, beg, n promise sum stuff u neva dare 2 promise, u can stay der!!!
pls larh!!!!!!!!
dun u miss F1A?
all da things we went thru 2geder?!?!???!?!?!
dun u???
*sob*
u noe, we shud hav party ya?
2 celebrate F1A
n i juz tot of sum great games!!!
can?
can? can? can?

**pplz who read my blog can u plz spread da word?

ok, gtg, will break laptop eef keep on screaming n typing like siao

CIAOZZ~~

read, ppls, read~

2008-11-28T08:59:00.000-08:00

Lolz, it's 1:00am now
today eesh 29th November, da day i hav dreaded will cum
i wish i wont part wif my frens!!!
o wells
i hav been reading u guy's(whom i hav linked) blogs n i hav sumtin 2 say
normally i lazy larh, but now i think a little serious liao
eef u dun wanna read eet, 2 bad lo, i oso noe u won listen d la
eef u can read n understand eet, hopefully eet will do u gud

My kepo advice:
b4 i start, think of ur times 2geder b4
think of da happy times, da sad times.
think of wad u hav gone thru TOGETHER
(you can take a look at da pics of u 2geder, i can supply sum if u want)
da ways u hav laughed ur heads off bcos of sum silly little things
da ways u hav cried till ur eyes r red bcos of sum oder things
n last but not least, da ways u hav fought
n now, ask urself n reply after u hav thought carefully,
"do you really want it to end like this?"
remember ur group u made?
frenz 4eva
wad does 4eva mean?
it means eternity
do you remember y had you created dis group?
you hav created dis group 2 hold ur frenship 2geder
but actually, it's juz 4 fun
bcos ur frenship can b 2geder 4ever, juz like ur name
i noe u will think "wat larh!? stupid one!"
but search deep inside ur heart, n ask dis question
"do i reali want 2 quit being frens wif dem?"
by now, u wud probably say: "DUH! i've thought enough!"
now, review da pics n think agan, review all ur past events 2geder

now, hav u made ur choice?

sure, sumtimes, we may get tired of frenship
we all experience dat.
n of cos, feel left out.
i, for one, hav oways felt dat, lolz
until dis year, when i want 2 macau, i hav learned a whole new way 2 make frens
b4, im oways so shy, waiting 4 ppl 2 get 2 noe me
but, now, i choose 2 get 2 noe ppl.
we're oways thinking, "pls get 2 noe me, i will b a gud fren"
how abt thinking, "pls LET me get 2 noe u, i will b a gud fren"?
taking da first step makes a whole lot difference.
saying a "hi" can open loads of new frenship
if ur da first one 2 say sorry, it doesn't mean u lose.
if u let me choose between being da 1st one 2 say sorry n losing my all-time bestfren,
i'll definitely choosing da 1st one!
yes, i noe, no one was wrong
but instead of thinking"i'll wait 4 him/her 2 make da first move, den i'll ___agan"
think, no, say,"can we b frens agan?"
n when u say eet, mean it
yes, i noe u hav said it
den prove it 2 him dat u mean
i'm not gonna show u how,
bcos im sure u will noe how 2 assure frens dat they are, indeed, frens

u dun oways hav 2 b wif them o play wif dem 4 24hours,
but if u can, try involving him/her in da things u r doing,
after all, da more, da merrier!
but if u reali cant, explain it 2 him/her,
him/her will understand
**if u r da explainer, think of da thoughts of da one being explained to
**if u r da one being explained to, think of da thoughts of da explainer

sometime, everytin is juz an misunderstanding!
Call 4 a meeting, call every1 involved der,
n sort things out face-2-face
n LISTEN 2 EVERY1'S SIDE OF STORY B4 U START FIGHTING
N WALKING AWAY WIF UR FRNSHIP IN AN EVEN WORSE CONDITION!!!
p.s.u might oso wanna call a middleman 2 prevent u all 4rm fighting
n tearing every1 2 pieces o 2 call da ambulance when things get violent
**do not do eet thru msn o any oder stuff dat any1 can run away 4rm
soon,you'll b best frens agan in no time!
**if u manage not 2 annihilate each oder, lolz

now, make da first step, b da 1st 2 forget n forgive(if der is any1 2 4giv)
i bliv u guys can recover, bak 2 da days when u guys rocked da world!

remember guys, u rock 2geder! 4eva!

well, if u hav been reading dis post, u hav reached da almost-end.
if u hav reali read, understand, n took in my advice, i hav 2 say, i am shocked.
o wells, i hav spent abt 1 hour now, muz get bak 2 secret project, byess
ciao~

proof

2008-11-26T11:53:00.000-08:00

proof.
sory so late, it took me a REALI long time 2 connect

I DON WANNA LEAVE CHUNG HWA!!!

2008-11-23T07:25:00.001-08:00

T.T… I juz came bak 4rm da F5 graduation day…
*SOB*
So sad man!!!
I HOPE DAT DAY 4 ME WILL NEVA CUM!!!*SOB*
I DON WANNA LEAVE CHUNG HWA!!!
I DON WANNA LEAVE MY FRENS!!!
I was hugging da light pole in da skewl saying：
“ 我不要离开汶中, 我不要离开汶中。。。”…=.=’’’
I almost cried u noe…
Keks dao! Oder ppl graduate I cry 4 wad!?!?
*sob*… all da students were like crying when dey hug their teacher(teacher oso)…
Almost.
J__ J___ din cry!!!
Y___ X_ din cry!!!
So cool 4 wad?
I was hoping dem 2 cry…
=.=’’’keks dao
Why oh? So weird one, I oso dun noe, lolz
I knot picture our year crying like dat…=.=’’’
But I noe I will b crying da worst
Juz hope dat year wont cum….
*SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB**SOB*
I DON WANNA LEAVE WEN ZHONG!!!!
O shud I juz stay here n b a teacher? Lolz
I gotta go now, later I cry in front of da laptop
Ciao, gud night, slip tight, dun let da bed bugs bite

2008-11-08T04:39:00.000-08:00

Recently, in da past few weeks, o shud i say, past few months, i went thru these......
oops, i hav practically forgotten all of them, oh well, will try my best 2 tell
hav grown till 149.5cm tall! (great improvement 4 me)
hav put on 31kg! (oso very great improvement)
n recently gave speech of "y is chung hwa da ideal skewl 4 u?"
wher i basically "transform" into an advertiser.
it was pretty cool, i guess.
n now.....
i'm sick!
n it's time 4 da EOYs!!!
it was juz like last year, lolz
but dis time better, i juz hav a VERY runny nose.
gud luck, peeps who havin test! n any oder stuff.
GOOD LUCK!!!
i'm gonna write my macau adventures in da future
hopefully....
den after test i goin 2 china!!! yes!!!=)
wakaka, dey r gonna b soooooooo tortured!!!
MU-WA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
Oh well, dats it 4 now!
tune in agan next week! blablabla~
lolz
anyways, ciao ppls~

2008-11-08T04:30:00.000-08:00

i juz went 2 hav my dinner.
yum~~~
eet was so delicious, though it's oni soup+rice
my mum cooked it!!! yummy!xP
da soup is one of my favs, corn! yum
it has... corn+egg+mushrooms+crab
deeeeeeeliceeeeeeeeous!
compared 2 goin 2 wedding 2 eat those sweet n spicy lemon chicken,
i'd rather stay at home n eat!
i havn't been updating.... i am sory, will update my life in next post...
ttfn! ta-ta-for-now!

2day is so....i donno? blur?.

2008-08-13T04:52:00.000-07:00

2day at skewl so sien....
i go duty until leg so pain arh....
owee.....
combined wif da volleyball,
i will die......x.x
da lecture is pretty interesting...oni a little......nvm.

i juz came from piano practice!
da lessons teacher teach are a little...
blur 2 me....*.*
but i manage 2 get most of it....
had more homework!
but hopefully it doesn't bomb me......

wah, 2day so soi d...
da manga shop in da opposite direction closed!!!
*sob*
WHY???
i wanna borrow books....
more importantly i wanna return da books!
my books r expire-dated...=.='''
they're so cute!!!!
kawaii......
dun want 2 return them leh.....lolz
no lah, muz return.
can i pls dun???can i??? can i???
i noe i can't *sob*

after dat....me n my sis go da mall~
o yea...but da book i want 2 buy sold out oledi....*sob*
hmm...cum 2 think of it,
it's like i hav no 'yuan fen' wif book 2day woh?
juz now i want 2 do homework oso no mood...
hmm....gud excuse....yes,yes....muahahahahaha........
after dat, go 2 fun bread buy garlic toast!
they yami!
veli crunchy...even unusually crunchy...lolz
but nevertheless deisious!
they r oso cute, they r in packet in small size....so cute! XD
hahaha...
i veli wu liao o?
garlic toast oso say...lolz
but they reali interesting ma!
r they?
hahhaa....keks dao

haiz...so tired now....
but gt tons of things 2 do......
homework, fashion show, homework, wordplay, homework, study 4 test, homework, macau, etc.
lolz, i so behind on homework....
I NEED MODEL!!!
which male can help?
but u need 2 catwalk, no need 2 much,
juz tiny little bit.
practice is 14th, 16th, n 18th.
no one can make it?
too bad...
*sniff*
I NEED MODEL!!!
anyone can recommend anyone?
bring it, i'm desperate now.
but i still hav my limits though.

So sienxx manz.......

2008-08-12T04:39:00.000-07:00

Oww...
hand so painful o.....
all red oledi! kns....
2day play volleyball until hand knot even support a water bottle!
so pain arh.....
n i oni get 8 points....*sob*
so sien....
2ml finally hav piano! hoorah!
juz watched 黑糖群俠傳...
veli veli nicey!
muz watch o....
wang zi inside veli shuai weh....lolz
end here lah, bored oledi
anyone wanna go shopping o kia kia can find me lo...
as long as i noe u....lolz
but i bet everyone is busy STUDY STUDY STUDYing...
haiz......

PIANO LESSONS!!

2008-08-09T20:55:00.000-07:00

piano lesson is coolz....
i had piano lessons!(durh)
wif my sis, she is 4:30 n i am 5:00,
we teached by same teacher oso.
i had 2 cut my nails for it....boo-hoo-hoo....
but i was wanting 2 cut it,
or else..........nvm
teacher is cool!
she was a student of chms years b4!!!
cool!
but my hand very small....
making me sum time press two keys once....
no gud one.........
but it was nice,
although da left hand right hand thing is confusing.......
i went through a few pages,
n den teacher gave me sum homework!
although it was juz a few lines of copyin.
i went two pages after my sis,
my sis says teacher purposely want me 2 b faster
so we wont copy each oder's homework,
but isnt it juz sum lines copyin?!?!
wat's 2 copy abt dat?
we'd still hav 2 do it ourselves
n even if i am faster, my sis can still copy,
so wat's da point?!?!
it's so unlogical
but do they reali do dat?
i dun undertand.
after our first lessons,
we went 2 da nearby jolibee shop,
my sis ordered spaghetti while i ordered fries
we dunked fries in our shared bottle of cola, lolz
den i held up my dunked fries n said:
"to our first lesson of piano! cheers!"
my sis said :"cheer's!"
n we "cheered" ur fries, lolz
den mum picked us up.
oh yeah, i gotta go practice piano oledi,
still not used 2 left hand right hand, lolz
so, byes untill next time!

sorry, better now

2008-08-09T20:48:00.000-07:00

ah, much better now, but i still hav da koffs.
been busy recently, hardly on9 animore...:'(
but now much free-er, so will b updating.
ok, dis one end here.
so...bb
bye.

i HADE da ride!!!!

2008-08-05T03:32:00.000-07:00

Old News:
Hoolah!
to da fidal lound ov OGDC!!
yays.
da ride going to OGDC is okay,
as i get 2 sid at da side
it was abt more than an hour
i twied seeping all sorts ov ways,
i twied laying my head on da window pane,
two seconds lader...
(cactus growing on head)
me:"oww"
lolz
den i twy more, bud all failed
den lasd, i settled for laying ond my knee,
1 hour lader...
(me wake up)
me:*sniff**koff*
(me twy 2 mov leg 2 adjusd)
bad mov
(LEG PAIN!!!)
me in heart: "ow ow ow ow ow......"
den we finady allive
HOOLAH! agan
i saw tee kai yong, jjsoon, fwen fwom wu shu, han zun chour, benji n LXY!!!
YAYS! i knew xin ying wud cum!!!
i wonder why jason din cum,
he oso one ov da "science prodigy", oh well.
da trip back to OGDC is absewutely TORTEWOS!!!!!
UGH!!!!
I HADED EVEWY INCH OV IT!!!
AND ID WAS TWO HOURS!!! TWO!!!!
TWO TORTEWOS HOURS!!!!
ugh
ti-ed of shoubing,
feeling naseous,
will go 2 seep agan
gud nide, seep dide, don led da bed bug bide...

sick is no fun

2008-08-05T03:20:00.001-07:00

ugh.....
me thick(sick)...*koff*
sowy not been updating,
i can'd eben speek popeli....
tired mand.....*koff*
swipie.....
I HADE BEIN THICK!
sufffering....*koff*
beow~
ugh
ti-ed owedi, will go bak 2 seep.*koff*
gude night, seep tight, don led da bed bug bite

WORD PLAY SEMI-FINALS!!!!

2008-07-29T03:05:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE IN! WE'RE IN! WE'RE IN!!!!!!!!
HALLILLUYAH, HALLILLUYAH, HALLILLUYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO...DA FINALS!!!!!
CURSE DAT JASON!!!
HE CUD HAV BEEN ON OUR SIDE!!!
FIGHTING FOR US!!!
but he HAD to go 2 maktab sains!
stwpd

we went 2 a reali fancy shop, Fluer-dy-ly's,
n ethan ordered a sandwich,
da sandwhich came wif a tiny plastic sword(lolz)
after he cleaned his plate,
i looked at da sword n said
"hey, let's "backstab" jason!
use da litltle sword n stab him at da back,
den we wud "backstab" him!!hahahaa....."
LOLZ

we(ok...me) were still talkin abt in da room,
n jason was juz waitin outside....
ahaha....=.='''
oopsies
lolz
luckily he has a gud heart....lolz